I am pretty much only attracted to guys that look like total tools. seriously. It is totally ridiculous. I don't know what it is. This is a concerning issue.
But hey, admitting you have a problem is the first step, right? ;)
The first philosopher to solve the problem of why perfectly wonderful girls are attracted to douchebags will have achieved the greatest breakthrough in the history of thought. In stature, he will surpass even Plato.
Andrew: in my defense, this is simply an attraction based on physical appearance. Usually once these guys speak, I am immediately snapped back into reality. Thankfully, I don't find "being a tool" particularly charming. :)
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So true.
Remember our deal. I don't care what he looks like as long as he's a mexi.
The first philosopher to solve the problem of why perfectly wonderful girls are attracted to douchebags will have achieved the greatest breakthrough in the history of thought. In stature, he will surpass even Plato.
April Fools?
Andrew: in my defense, this is simply an attraction based on physical appearance. Usually once these guys speak, I am immediately snapped back into reality. Thankfully, I don't find "being a tool" particularly charming. :)
Zachary: Sadly, this is not april fools.
I thoroughly enjoy our "Tool Boy" sightings.
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